Befikre :

Show biz is another type of business and with Befikre, it is business as usual at the Chopra movie manufacturing company as it comes out with yet another mass produced product(ion). But even those, die cast, template products have to look different from time to time or they will not make a mark in the market. Just like your age old tomato ketchup has to become the all new tomato ketchup every few years, so too the maudlin movie manufacturers have to come up with an all new maudlin movie masala mix every once in a a while.

And what is new about this iteration of the standard, age old, palaeolithic romantic movie formula is that this time love has been mixed with oodles of lust. That however does not stop the basic ingredient of Yash-Chopra-Raj instant movie mix to surface towards the end. More about that later.

Cut to the chase now and we have a Delhiite stand up comic in Ranveer Singh trying to eke out a niche in apna global pind, Paris. Does this make sense to you ? It did not to me. I mean Indian comics have just about started to find an audience in their home ground, and expecting an Indian comic to try to make it big in Paris, which to my knowledge has a very meagre Indian population is not a strong plot point to start from. Besides Ranvir's jokes as a comic in the film are completely insipid and barely draw a smile from you.Anyway lets cut the film maker some slack here and move on. So here we have this loud mouth Punjab da puttar with panache in picturesque Paris with protruding biceps employed on a trial basis as a stand up comic in his friends restaurant in Paris.

Even if you imagined such a character existed, not one bit of it looks real in the one played by Ranvir as he exaggerates each and every mundane expression giving Shah Rukh Khan a severe complex. Ranvir's excessive expressionating gets on your nerves very quickly but as a relief you are introduced to the staid stolid character of the female protagonist in Vaani Kapoor. Vaani has indeed done a good job in the film. Her acting skills are far better than any of the new girls out there. Her expressions are understated while conveying the character properly. Its a pity she too gets a very fake character to essay in the film. I mean the director / writer duo has really not done their home work well in sketching out the character of a girl born as a punjabi but raised as a Parisian.

I would not expect a woman like that to speak nearly as much or as fluent Hindi as she does in the film. Also her entire persona and body language would be very different from an urban punjabi girl.

Although Vaani has done her part well, she has not been given a good part to start with. It seems the director has not made her understand or even let her try to portray the character of a French-Punjabi girl properly. It seems that the element of Paris / France was like the “isme kuch naya hai” element of the tomato ketchup I mentioned in the beginning. Paris seems to offer only a visual backdrop to the same old story than anything else. Given how much the Johar's and Chopras love foreign locations for the sake of it, it looks like it is precisely the case.

The whole film is as fake as it could get and none of the scenes feel believable. It is the same old fare of friends with benefits realising that they are made for each other as their respective marriage dates come closer. This has been done so many times in so many different movies and is so stale that the only word that comes to mind for it is Rotten. Again, there is just so much skin show in the movie that it could pass muster in some of the adult internet sites. Sample some of the fakes in the film, a French Punjabi girl eating aloo parathas alone in the night in the kitchen as her friend with benefits is about to get married, making a rather puerile implication her purer punjabi self is coming out as she realizes she has feelings for her FWB. Please give me a break, either make a movie that is adult, and by adult I do not mean showing skin, or make a movie that has the mind of a teenager. Why try to mix both ? You cannot have a few Mikey Mouse scenes in a Fight club , or a Tom and Jerry scenes in the Matrix. Among all the fake scenes in the whole film there is only one , solitary scene that is real, the one in which Vaani rescues Ranvir from the cops. This was possibly the only scene in which Ranvir did not over expressionate and Vaani looked perfectly poised and carried herself most naturally.

One note about Vaani Kapoor here. This is one actress who seems (at least going by the film) to get the character she is playing and does not look as if she is acting. Alia Bhatt, Priyanka Chopra, and all of those girls seem to be having a hard time thinking about how to smile, when to smile, how to frown, when to frown and end up doing too much of it. Vaani on the other hand seems perfectly natural in her smiles , in her anger and in almost all her expressions. Will like to see more of her. And Ranvir, seeing him in Bajirao was a welcome change. He is capable of acting, but I think he needs a good mentor in the director to get the best out of him. In Befikre however, we see his worst.